Cawsburger Christmas Menu

Ah, Christmas. A magical time filled with twinkly lights, questionable jumpers, and at least one relative who insists the turkey is "definitely cooked" while it's still auditioning for a hospital drama.But fear not — Cawsburger is here to save the season with a Christmas menu that delivers more joy than finding a tenner in an old coat pocket.

This year, we've taken the best bits of Christmas dinner, stuffed them into burgers, drizzled them in holiday spirit, and served them with a cheeky grin. It's festive comfort food… but louder, bigger, and significantly more unhinged than your nan after two sherries.

Let's unwrap the lineup, shall we?

🎅 The Santa Caws Burger

Imagine Christmas dinner and a cheeseburger had a whirlwind romance, got carried away, and ended up having a very delicious baby.This beast comes stacked with stuffing mayo, cranberry sauce, sizzling bacon, gooey brie, gravy-soaked turkey, and our classic dry-aged cheeseburger patty.It's the kind of burger that makes you rethink every life decision that isn't eating this burger.

🔥 Hot Honey Fried Brie

We took brie — already an elite cheese — dunked it in our house dredge, deep-fried it like it insulted our family, then hit it with chilli crisp hot honey and cranberry snow.One bite and you'll start singing Mariah Carey against your will.

🍟 Brie Poutine

Canada would be proud.Cheesy, messy, drippy, crispy — it's basically the culinary equivalent of wearing pyjamas all day and calling it "self-care".

🍪 Gingerbread Milkshake

Vanilla ice cream, ginger biscuits, gingerbread syrup, whipped cream, and a festive dusting of cranberry snow.It's like if a gingerbread man fell into a blender but… you know… in a nice way.

So, Why This Menu?

Because it's Christmas, and we're not here to pretend anyone actually wants a dry turkey sandwich and a wilted salad. December is about indulgence, joy, carbs, and eating things that make your jeans nervous.

We wanted to build a menu that tastes like festive spirit but hits like comfort food. A menu for people who want Christmas dinner but also want to feel alive again.

When Can You Get It?

From 26th November, all the way through the season — or until we run out of brie (which honestly could be any day because you lot don't mess around).

Final Thoughts (aka: Come Eat This Before We Eat It All)

Whether you're a loyal VIP, a once-a-year festive adventurer, or someone who just follows their nose like a cartoon character floating toward a pie, this Christmas menu is your moment.

Grab your mates. Bring your nan. Turn up in a Christmas jumper that should've stayed in 2009.Whatever you do — don't miss this menu, because it's only here for the holidays and it might just be our best one yet.